“I’m seeking a mature lady to fulfill my “sugamomma” fantasy.
Qualifications:
- Must be physically able to have intercourse.
- Must have a house/car, because I have neither.
- Must have good hygiene/lubricant if unable to self-lubricate Sexiness not required, but is a plus! I will:
1) Enter your house in a manner you see fit.
2) I strip in a manner you see fit (as a courtesy I request no thongs)
3) I will remove your clothes in a matter you see fit (light may be required to be turned off)
4) I will take an anti-depressant to increase my stamina and to disconnect with reality (may or may not be required)
5) We will have sex for no less than 3 hours and no more than 6 (positions/speed/kissing will vary)
6) You cook me a hot plate of your choice (I will decide on the atire you’ll be wearing while cooking)
7) I leave. IF this sounds like you don’t be timid on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.”
— YSaC, Vol. 437: It’s only a northern thong. | You Suck at Craigslist
September 27, 2009, 10:26pm
